Dialogue... with a pencil..

A pencil can talk can it not? I mean it says what you want it to say but it still says something..
-Me
*Pencil
-Hey pencil...
*what the f man.. that hurts my face..
-Oh sorry... Um whats up?
*Not much just writing what you want to hear.
-How do i look?
*good... have you been working out? you are looking fit... Lean mean fighting machine... You are such an amazing guy and i love every second with you even when i am in your bag. But your pocket sucks too.
-ya i know sorry man.. but do you think i am successfull?
*of course.. but you could use me better in Nelsons class..
-Screw you pencel
(Sharpener)
*you know that just makes me look better...
(i snap it in half...)